Many, many years ago a great creator
known as Yahoo bought a gaping black hole known as Geocites. This
cancerous tumor on the metaphorical brain of the internet allowed
almost any user to maintain their own website. This meant you, your
sister, your cat, anything with internet connection and a keyboard
could create their own web-page. The results were catastrophic.
Luckily for the champions of the
internet in 2009 Geocites was permanently taken off the internet. For
the days following the incident the average IQ of internet users
jumped a staggering 25% .
In honor of Geocites' destruction I present to you five awful websites that would put geocites to shame:
http://www.myotaku.com/users/scarredswordheart
: I'm sure that this emo kid has a terrible life that they're just
dying to whine about. Unfortunately their interesting taste in text
and wall paper makes this website virtually unreadable.
http://www.myotaku.com/users/worst_nightmare
: Yet another emo kid but this one was at least kind enough to give
us their name. Under the “real name”
section the website proudly reads: "u
are a fuckin ass hole". Apparently the word “asshole” is now
“ass hole” which is apparently a name. Who knew? Also the site
brilliantly proclaims this using lime green against a white
background. For all of it's simplicity this site actually takes a
hideously long time to load. Which gives the viewer plenty of time to
consider navigating away.
http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html
: I hope the person who made this site was joking . . . It's cold
outside! Also the award for the least amount of creativity goes to
this guy! This page is literally blank, with a few sentences centered in the middle. I guess I should be glad they are centered.
http://www.sixtiespress.co.uk/
: This UK website makes me think of a bill, an overdue bill by a very
angry company. The letters bolded in white with black highlights form
a rainbow of colorful text that is about as ascetically pleasing as
it is readable. I know the sixties was a time of experimentation but I think the person who made this site had too much LSD.
http://www.valweb.org/
: This color cyan is atrocious all on it's own. It's not teal. It's not light blue. No, it is cyan like the color your printer prints when it's out of ink. What's borderline
pathetic is that this site is some type of art exchange. The two
alien characters on the black banner are supposed to be art
apparently.
Actual
good websites are hard to find in a world where Web 2.0 dictates
comments from random internet denizens have as much right to be
posted as actual content but here are five websites I think are
actually worth your time.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/
: No matter how bad my life is this man always gets me to laugh. His
website is as funny as it is cool and interactive. Every week they do
hilarious “caption this” contests and everyday they post
funny/creepy pictures. The site has a pretty easy navigation four
main categories line the top banner and the small banner above that
connects the user back to comedy central. I liked this design because
it was very interactive and it helped draw in a great audience which
the Tosh.0 brand now gets to advertise products to. I also like that
it's a dark background.
http://www.livejournal.com/
: I always liked the way live journal was set up. They never
bothered you if a post was increditably long. In fact you can pretty
much write a novel in post form. You can make groups and communities
pretty easily too. I think this would be a good way to post an online
portfolio too.
http://www.cnn.com/
: I always felt this website had a good mix of adds and content. The
adds are usually the things on the farthest to either side. The
content and navigation is in the center which makes the website look
very direct and current.
http://vimeo.com/
: As far as video formatting and flash graphic goes I liked Vimeo the
moment we did that project on it. The little sun in the corner that
dances ever so subtly, the crisp modern colors and a sleek smooth
design are all graphics I would like in my personal website, just a
little darker.
http://www.redirectdigital.com.br/
: I openly admit there is no way my site could ever be as awesome as
this site. Rather than simple scrolling down to see a box this
website incorporates some really cool abstract line art into the
design of its website layout. Literally the entire page looks like
something that strolled out of the Albright Knox art gallery, on a
skateboard, wearing an awesome t-shirt.



